Sunday, June 29, 2008

Grumpy Old Broad: Fixing The Internet, At Your Service

Wherein oftimes a teensy bit of knowledge can be downright hilarious

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Grumpy Old Broad: The Sky is Falling. Part 1. Panic.

Survival of the calmest, on the savannah of competition with Big-Everything-Under-One-Roof-Mar

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Grumpy Old Broad: Marketing Stuff 101

Twelve difficult marketing lessons for the wanna-be internet entrepreneur:

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Grumpy Old Broad: Verbal Fine Print

Read this aloud in a tone and vocal timbre that reflects the seriousness of the statement. Time yourself. You have 10 seconds.

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Grumpy Old Broad: Golden Fleece for the Masses

Wastelands of consumer packaging traversed. No trees left.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Grumpy Old Broad: Please Hold

Your call is very important to us. Your mental health, on the other hand, is not.

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Grumpy Old Broad: Pat Thyself Firmly on the Back

Lookit us! We worked so HARD!!! When companies revert to kindergarten and bleat for our praise.

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Grumpy Old Broad with Attitude: Can You Hear Me NOW-OW-OW-OW

Ask not what is making your ears bleed during Prime Time; Ask what you can do to make your cable company bleed back.

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Grumpy Old Broad: Consumer Instructions For Dummies

Lovingly add to the list of Things That P*** Me Off: Nanny Labels. Give Darwin a chance!

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